Sunday, September 28, 2008

Voltes 5 conquers Mt. Arayat


Dr. Armstrong called Voltes 5 for a mission. Destroy all forces of the Bohemian Empire hiding in Mt. Arayat. Steve, Mark, Big Bert, Jamie and Little John did not disappoint the good doctor. With sheer determination, the gang's wobbly legs scaled Central Luzon's highest mountain. They did not find a single bohemian... only swarms of pesky mosquitoes that treated "Off Lotion" as dessert.
Luckily, these courageous heroes came prepared. They got drunk the night before the climb and the smell of alcohol proved deadly to the insects.
To all mountaineers that are planning to climb Mt. Arayat in the future... take the necessary precaution. Insect repelants do not work there.
A little booze and a Big Smile will do. Voltes 5 are Happy Campers in Mt. Arayat!