Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Happy Camper of the Month... Queen Sophie


Sophie is a Queen. You can tell it in the way she handles her food in the wilderness. A royal blood... always prim and proper. She uses the center seat of the autobus when traveling from Manila to Banaue, and has sore butt to prove it.
Leeches love to suck her dry. It's the sweetness of her royal blood that they like. Commoners do not have to fear leeches again when they are in a company of an Aristocrat like Sophie. These parasites hate sweaty skin.
Our Queen recently climbed Mt. Amuyao. The dead nails on her feet are proof that she enjoyed it. She swears that she likes mountaineering than golf. She's selling her golf clubs to pay for the badly needed nail replacement.
We all want to see you in our next climb Sophie. May your nails Rest In Peace...
Long Live the Queen!

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